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@deadsuperhero I want to know why Donald Duck has his own brand of orange juice

@alice @deadsuperhero
Because some orange juice manufacturer couldn't come up with a brand name, so licensed the "Donald Duck" character from Disney for who knows what reason.

@unitedtv @alice Maybe the business had a great name, but was failing financially, so Disney bought them out.

@deadsuperhero @alice
possible, after all, they've been buying stuff up for days since 1990 onward. Their past of buying literally everything under the sun is coming to haunt them, though.