Me: That's too mauve.
Him: Mauve? What is that? Did you just make that up?
Me: No, mauve: m-a-u-v-e. It's a color.
Him: What color?
Me: That color. *points*
Him: I don't believe you. Close your eyes and describe this 'mauve'.
Me: *closes eyes and sighs* It's kinda like a deep red rose puking up some purple.
Him: ...
Just was randomly given a PS4, A Good Thing. Now I have to start paying attention to gaming news again, not so much good.
حَوّامتي مُمْتِلئة بِأَنْقَلَيْسون